LUST

Professor Kilbert one day told us that everyone loves environmental law because it is so sexy. Much sexier than other areas of the law. Now, that is something I had never thought of before. And I wondered, where is this guy going with this?

Professor Kilbert

Then I learned all about the "LUST". The Leaking Underground Storage Tank. Whoa. That is sexy. Kilbert really knows his stuff. When I learned we had one - not just in the text books - but in our very own soon to be backyard, I started taking my studying of the LUST a bit more seriously. I mean, I really dove into reading everything I could get my hands on. I blew up the NC DENR's website and read every guidance document more than once. http://portal.ncdenr.org/web/wm/ust

What I learned, in a nutshell: that shit is expensive to clean up. I could probably get an A on that test now...